[wildarcy]

i want to share with you some of my favourite graffiti from Pompeii

• “Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!“ 
• “Amplicatus, I know that Icarus is buggering you. Salvius wrote this.“ 
• “We two dear men, friends forever, were here. If you want to know our names, they are Gaius and Aulus.“
• “Floronius, privileged soldier of the 7^th legion, was here. The women did not know of his presence. Only six women came to know, too few for such a stallion.“
• “On April 19^th, I made bread.“
• “ I have buggered men.“
  
• “If anyone does not believe in Venus, they should gaze at my girlfriend.“
• “It took 640 paces to walk back and forth between here and there ten times.“
  
• “Chie, I hope your hemorrhoids rub together so much that they hurt worse than when they every have before!“
  
• “Epaphra is not good at ball games.”
  
• “Two friends were here.  While they were, they had bad service in every way from a guy named Epaphroditus.  They threw him out and spent 105 and half sestertii most agreeably on whores.“
• “Secundus likes to screw boys.“
  

[barfyscorpion]

I’ve always loved these. Humanity has never fucking changed.

[kasnas]

2015 absolutely drained me. I need abouta 2 year long nap, see you in 2017, folks. don’t fucking vote for trump 

[kasnas]

um. good morning and what the fuck 

[dankmemeuniversity]

[inkskinned]

Actually life is beautiful because the sound I make while trying to breathe around hot food sounds like my dog trying to eat an apple. When I yawn my cat tries to put his face in my mouth like a little dentist man and when he yawns I put my finger in his obligate-carnivore trapzone and we both know he will not hurt me. When I do not fold my clothes, they do not hold it against me.

I am demonstrably sad, and lonely, and full of fear. But there are other people who will hold my hand, who will point out the hawk overhead, who will give you That Look in a public place. The other day at a coffee shop a child said "look! It's snowing!" so all of us strangers went to go look out the windows. It wasn't the first snow and it won't be the last but wasn't it lovely, like that?

How wonderful to live in a world where birds and frogs both say beep! How wonderful to have an ocean of beautiful sharks with their dinosaur teeth! How wonderful the moon and her changing face, how wonderful the bees and their dancing to communicate, how wonderful shrimp and their forbidden layers of vision! How wonderful, you, and what you will give the world! The way we love things enough to spend entire blogs devoted to them? How people will let me explain my Pokemon team to them? How we will both jump at the scare in the movie, how we laugh so loudly, how it feels to give someone your baking? How wonderful to be alive. I am sorry for forgetting.

This is the process of getting better. With wonderful people and wonderful strangers and wonderful friends: I am getting better, slowly. Thank you, whoever you are. In some way, you've been wonderful, and left a wonderful place in the world to ripple out to me. In some small way - isn't it beautiful - I promise, you've been helping.

[adarkerbeamoflight]

"How wonderful to be alive. I am sorry for forgetting."

[nevaehtyler]

this is iconic

[teealwayschillin]

This shit is so hilarious

[destinyrush]

Dude: Do you wanna get married?
Girl: Yes.
Dude: …..I gotta…..

[theimaginarythoughts]

“YOU’RE FAT!! 😢” LMAO homie was hurt

[virbro]

actual definition of BDE

[tlirsgender]

Wearing a mask slaps actually. My face is Not Exposed and I don't have to perform facial expressions for neurotypicals as much

[oldladyatthefarmersmarket]

I mouthed "bitch" at a rude old woman and she'll never know

[evilspice]

yes

[peppapigvevo]

come thru bitch

[verybestmonica-deactivated20211]

If I had legs like his I'd show them off all the time too

[peppapigvevo]

If I had this much ass I'd wear skin tight pencil skirts all the time

[alone-to-dance]

KING HAS LEGS

[broccoli-goblin]

Why would he do that?? Why would he show us this side of him???

[babyanimalgifs]

When you’re sorting the tank filters and a big boye wants cuddles. 

(Source)

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

“Gotta make sure they are cherished”

[a-book-of-creatures]

Someone with a degree in biology please explain this, is the grouper really cruising for cuddles or are we misinterpreting its behavior?

Because it looks awful cuddly is what I’m saying

[bogleech]

Fish are WILDLY intelligent and many are so social that they naturally have social behaviors for interacting with other different species as a whole reef-wide community!! When it comes to interaction with humans, many fish can learn to recognize specific humans and increasingly seek attention such as scratches, rubs and simple play behaviors!

[linguisticparadox]

@linddzz can you confirm the fishy desire for skritches?

[linddzz]

I’ve had a 4ft goliath grouper come up to me and stare reproachfully until I started giving her scritches and gravel showers. Picking up handfuls of the gravel and gently dropping it over their back is a nice fish massage. We encourage the behavior bc it’s a great time to check over them for any health concerns.

Also this looks like maybe a diver helping with a gravel vac tube. Basically a big siphon used to take junk out of the bottom of tanks.

But yeah this is pretty standard grouper neediness lmao

[fresno-nightcrawler]

My betta fish used to love getting little pets

[irisbleufic]

I’ve had 5-6 bettas over the years that have enjoyed cuddles. Half of those would do just about anything to swim into my hand or butt up against my fingers during tank cleaning to “ask” for attention. Fish are smart and some species are very, very sweet if they happen to imprint on you.

[radiantroach]