ja-nine

bastille

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*skypes u but doesn’t talk bc i dont want my family hearing*

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judgejudyofficial

oomshi

WHATCHA GONNA DO WIT ALL THAT JUNK

ALL THAT JUNK INSIDE YO TRUNK

maxwellmalik maxwellmalik

I’m going to dispose of it properly in a garbage can, for I am a good citizen.

Source: oomshi

ugly

smatter

This might be my favorite post hahaha

pdothamman

I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD YO BECAUSE DON’T THEY KNOW IT’S SUPPOSED TO BE THERE???

Source: pettycentral

penisvvrinkle

one-time-i-dreamt

I went to see Bo Burnham’s new live show and I brought my cat with me because, idk, it seemed like a good idea? So Bo was doing his comedy thing and all was good until he stopped mid-song and yelled to “put the lights up!” The audience was all. “Haha, okay maybe this is just part of his act,” but then he singled me out and asked, “Is that a cat in your lap?” I had no choice but to answer that it was because it was obvious and I was not going to LIE, everyone can see that it is a cat. It turned out that my cat had been sneaking off to Bo Burnham’s house every now and then and he thought it was a stray and he had gotten kinda attached so now Bo and I co-owned a cat together.